One Ring to Rule Them All

…and in the darkness, bind them. Funny how some of the best shit on Earth was written by nobody in particular (as in not someone others collectively viewed as ‘special’); just a man with a story to tell. The One Ring I speak of is the Ring of Government, the entity meant to keep the peace and serve its people. I think I speak for the vast majority when I say most governments don’t serve the people or keep the peace. Most governments nowadays want to wage war for profit or control their people (whom they view as mere cattle to be slaughtered). Bah, we can talk about how bad something is all day, but actually trying to solve the problem? Preposterous, but I’ll do it anyway.

Games have rules

Otherwise, they are no fun. Life is just a game. We make rules so we have something to regulate the fun and make it more challenging. Without rules, life would be a broken and horrifically unbalanced cluster-fuck. So, we make the rules: who enforces them? You? Me? Like any game the player cannot be trusted to enforce the rules since breaking them is usually beneficial to them. Somebody has to not play the game. Somebody has to have no fun and enforce the rules. This is supposed to be the government. Government people are the referees, the arbiters, the no-fun-allowed kids. They’re supposed to make sure everyone (especially themselves) are playing by the rules.

This whole government thing evolved overtime, dying and reincarnating in the process, until it became what we have today. I speak specifically about the United States of America, although similar governments exist elsewhere. The United States, or USA, has a very weird system where there are three ‘branches’ of government and each ‘branch’ can ‘check’ the actions of the others causing this cris-cross blockage that was supposed to keep itself in line. It failed.

What we got

What we have in the USA is a ‘Representative Republic’ where people vote for volunteer no-fun people to represent them in the government. Many of you kids got duped by your government into thinking you have more of a say than you actually have. The government is actually run not by volunteers people voted for, but by two groups of people nobody voted forthe Democrats, and the Republicans. These groups of kids decided to form an old fashioned party (like a hunting party, not a drinking party, you swine) and use the government for personal gain. They pretend to respect the rules and listen to people. They care more about their agendas and the corporations that back them; stop lying to yourself.

What they want

Both of these parties want completely different things that are mutually exclusive, meaning both things cannot coexist (they actually can, but don’t tell them I said that). If you didn’t read the one bit where I talk about ‘issues’, don’t sweat it: they don’t matter at all! The parties do not give a single fuck who (or even what at this point) you are. They just want your vote. Here is a handy list of what they actually want:

Both parties want:

  1. YOUR COMPLIANCE. So long as you obey, you won’t be on their shit-list.
  2. Your vote. This keeps up their masquerade so you stay compliant.
  3. Your money. Tax money specifically. That way they can fill their coffers for their luxurious lifestyle.

The Democrats want:

  1. Communism for you, Capitalism for us. Just look at China. Democrats masturbate to that shit.
  2. ABSOLUTE CONTROL. You will do what they want, when they want, and how they want. No Free Thinking allowed.
  3. Feed the Cattle. Keep you on the Government tit (welfare, other social programs) so you cannot live without them.
  4. No Morals. Get rid of petty morality to make room for accelerated scientific advancement. You’ll be the guinea pig for their experiments.
  5. A House of Cards. They want to continue to look nice and pretty while the commoners suffer under their heel.

Now those darn Republicans:

  1. Monopoly. For the Grand Olde Party, Corporate rule is a load better than any government with morals or principles.
  2. Company Stores. Sure, you’ll have a few options (no more than 3), but they’ll all be ludicrously priced. Remember to spend your GOP-bucks at one of many fine GOP stores!
  3. Business is Business. Who cares about the colateral so long as there is profit to be had? Don’t have the dosh? Tough luck, kid.
  4. Morals for Profit. Essentially, morality doesn’t apply if the profit margins are good enough. But if it does, that’s just a bonus!
  5. A Fort of Brick and Bone. While the fat cats sit in their mansions swimming in cash, you’ll be in the factory built on the bones of those who’ve died on the job.

Either way is bad, but the cultish attitude portrayed by these so called ‘parties’ makes them more Satanic than anything (which is good for my personal business: debt collection, more on that later). In summary, the Dems are literally Nazis (short for National Socialist Party, look it up) and the Repubs are like the Carnegies or the Rockefellers during all that Industrial Revolution monopoly and union crap (both are still alive somehow, funny that).

What we need

is not a bunch of out-of-touch cunts, for starters. The problem is not with the system of the USA, but the two cults (admit it, they’re cults) running the show. It’s not the National Rifle Association, or Planned Parenthood, or Black Lives Matter, or any of those other interest groups; they are all a symptom of the cult rule we live under. So, the steps for the solution become very simple:

Step One: No More Cults

When you have any human organization exist for a prolonged period of time, they tend to become corrupt (essentially subject to entropy) and have to be cleansed occasionally, like a carpet in a high traffic area. That carpet will get really nasty if you just leave all the spilt milk and wine with all the mud, pet vomit, and other messes all over it. Eventually, you won’t even dare step on that gross-ass carpet because of all the maggots and fungi now growing on the damn thing. You have to take that fucker to a professional cleaner and have it purged of the filth that stains and festers on it. It’s a shitload of work and it can be messy, but a fresh and like-new carpet will be worth the time and effort. The muck and filth is the Democrats and Republicans. It’s high time Americans took their government carpet to the cleaners.

Step Two: Proper Care and Maintenance

Like anything that gets used, carpets and governments get dirty and have to be cleaned, sure. Why would you wait until guests arrive to actually clean your horrific carpet with mold and shit all over it? Preventative maintenance and gentle care can prolong the life of anything far beyond projections. For our government, this is the protocol to follow:

  1. Maintain Infrastructure. That means keep the core of what the government is intact, but modify other components as necessary (The core of the USA is the Constitution and Bill of Rights, just incase you needed a reminder)
  2. Close Loop-holes. Destroy exploits in the system and snuff out any who uses them with prejudice. Anyone caught cheating should be banned from participation (so people in public office lose the ability to hold any public office, people cheating welfare can no longer get it EVER, companies and their shareholders selling defective or misleading products can no longer sell anything, etc.)
  3. Rule of Many. The only instance where socialism is a good thing. All parties start on a perfectly equal ground, starting with the dismantling of the two cults currently in power. No more donations or cash involved. Candidates will go through debates and go on tours to garner support from the people. It is the people’s responsibility to ensure those who become candidates and are voted in represent them. If they don’t, removal should be quick and easy. No public official is ever locked into any position; any and every one of them can be removed at any time for any reason: just like any other job.
  4. No Fun Allowed. Public officials are not allowed to go on extravagant trips or live in fancy houses. They will have these things provided for them akin to whatever the Military gives its grunts. Only the necessities, absolutely no luxuries. They are in that position to serve Americans, not to have $200+ gourmet meals and play Xbox. Their life in office should be like that of a priest or a solider: you live to serve, NOTHING MORE.

Step Three: Constant Vigilance

It needs to become the sworn duty of every living American to keep a sharp eye on the government and those who serve in it. I don’t mean everyone must watch literally everything that shows up on C-SPAN, but keep constant watch on your neighborhood. Evaluate and reevaluate your representatives, your president, and the major officials of departments relative to you (police watch the FBI and CIA, doctors watch the CDC, etc.). The combined expertise of all America will keep those power hungry politicians and officials in check. If and when shit hits the fan, though, you must be willing and able to defeat your own government in combat or in debates. It is truly an eternal war between the few in power and the many who gave them that power. Triple check the facts. Don’t trust just one media outlet. Look at the patterns and uncover the truth. The first step is actually giving a shit.

Tostada Wrap

Follow these protocols to the letter and most of the problems will be sorted out. There are a few actual issues that require honest debates to solve, but that’s for another time. This shit took forever to post because I had final exams to take and shit but I all worked out pretty well. It’s curtainly interesting to see just how bad the Democrats are flexing and jizing on Americans and they lap it all up like a fucking Thanksgiving meal. Meanwhile, the Republicans are just sitting in the shadows: plotting, waiting, and yearning for that moment when they strike gold (figuratively, of course). Everything seems to somehow involves Trump and Russians now; it’s like a goddamn three-ring circus out there (Trump wouldn’t have it any other way. lol). I (and many others) just laugh at the suckers who actually fall for all this bullshit. At the end of the day, it doesn’t really matter if anybody actually listens to me (Lord know they haven’t before, see every religious text ever). As I noted previously, my business is debt collection and whether or not the world goes to shit…

I get paid either way.

Cheers, amigos.

 

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“The children are (Mis)behaving.”

Virtue (and Sin)

Why are they (mis)behaving? Because, silly, they do (not) know better. When you have children teaching children how to behave, confusion tends to happen. So, instead of relying on this modern sense of ‘morality’, it’s best to just have it retold to you (yes, you should’ve heard all this shit before. Of course, shit gets in the way of the shit you need to know for reasons probably related to other children not wanting you to know). Read on, and you will know both sides of the coin, the Truth of Morality: Virtue (and Sin, yeet-yeet).

Humility (and Pride)

To be brave (or cowardly), to be humble (or a braggart), to be passive and peaceful (or aggressive and violent); that is what the virtue (or sin) means. In the face of danger to others, stand firm and protect them (or use others as a meat shield; save your own ass). When given praise, be bashful (or boastful). Use violence as a last resort and listen to them (or the first option. Get ’em to shut their fucking mouth-pussy). Never stoop to warmongering (or start a bloodbath. Way more fun). To be truly humble, you must always pass the glory on. (To be truly prideful, you must always take the glory for yourself.) This is the path of the virtuous (or the sinner).

Temperance (and Gluttony)

Hold on to your humanity (or let the beast feed at last). Consume only what you need to live (or devour EVERYTHING). You can only consume so much (or there is never enough). This life is to temper your soul (or it is another tasty morsel to play with and eat). The hunger is an illusion (the Hunger is real). You have had enough (NO, you must have more). To be truly tempered, you must give thanks for the good and consume only your share. (To be truly gluttonous, you must simply consume all. The taste doesn’t matter since everything tastes so good.) This is the path of the virtuous (or the sinner).

Patience (and Wrath)

To wait for it (or take it now). To show understanding and tolerance toward others (or to beat the shit out of them and piss on their graves). To know your time will come (or that your time is now) and to recognize it. (Don’t) Wait for an opportunity to do (what you want) what is good and needed (do what you want now). (If someone looks at you funny, beat the fuck out of that little bitch) If someone angers you, do not lash out. (The only thing you should be angry at is everybody else) The only thing you should be angry at is yourself. To be truly patient, you must wait as long as necessary. (To be truly wrathful, you must fuck up anything and anyone that gets in your way.) This is the path of the virtuous (or the sinner).

Kindness (and Envy)

When fortune smiles on others, be happy for them (or get jealous of them). When harm comes to others, help them (or snuff them out). Being kind is its own reward (You’d rather just have what they do). Give thanks for what you do have (but it isn’t what they have). To be truly kind is to celebrate the good that happens to others and show compassion when bad things do. (To be truly envious is to plot to take that good for yourself and laugh at other’s misfortune). This is the path of the virtuous (or the sinner).

Diligence (and Sloth)

To persevere (or give up). To work hard (or hardly work at all). To take responsibility for your actions (or pass of the blame to some other sucker). To keep up a moral standard (or let it degrade into nothing). To do what is needed of you (or to do nothing at all). Working hard is rewarding (so is lazing around all day). You have to keep trying (just give up, it’s hopeless anyway). Life is what you make of it. (Life is meaningless). To be truly diligent, you must always do what must be done. (To be a true sloth, you don’t have to do jack-shit). This is the path of the virtuous (or the sinner).

Charity (and Greed)

To give all you have (or to take all that is). To sacrifice for the good of others (or to sacrifice others for the good of you). To give your time to those who need it (or don’t. Time is money after all). To give food, water, and shelter to those who don’t have it (or keep all that since you need it too; no freeloaders allowed). To do meaningful good in the world (or to do stuff that makes you feel good). Act with good intent (act with bad intentions). Give what you don’t need (keep everything for yourself). Keep only what you need (take everything from everybody else). You only deserve your fair share (you deserve the world and everything in it). To be truly charitable, you must act because it must be done. (To be truly greedy, you must only act when it benefits you in some way, especially when it makes you feel better about yourself). This is the path of the virtuous (or the sinner).

Chasity (and Lust)

To love someone unconditionally (to want someone unconditionally). To have love that is pure and bares fruit (to fuck something and not give a damn about the consequences). To maintain a child’s innocence (to corrupt that innocence with sexual desire). Love should be mutual (Love can be one-sided). Love is pure (Love is complex). Love is bound by the bond between two peoples (Love can envelope many people at once and has no boundaries). When love creates a new child, the pair rejoices (Love chooses what it wishes to make). Be satisfied knowing your lover is always with you (be sad when your lover goes away). Put trust in those you care about (trust NOBODY). To be truly chaste, the love you share must be meaningful, everlasting, and fruitful. (To be truly lustful, you must fuck when you want, where you want, how you want, and with anyone you want.) This is the path of the virtuous (or the sinner).

Let the Good Times Roll

Hope you kids have enjoyed this little talk. If you haven’t made the connections yet, this and my honest debate post are my foundation and my principles if you will. I don’t believe in what I am told to: I believe what is. So, getting to the good stuff, I’ll have to see what I come up with in the future applying these morals and logic to different topics. Not quite sure which ones, but I’ll get around to it at some point. Please, quote me on this shite, I know I will. Let’s just say this: the world is fucked beautifully and I’m loving all of it. It’s quite interesting, but don’t take my word for it…

just look around. Think.

References

  • Good ol’ Wikipedia on the wondrous virtues because I can never remember them all right away. lol

An Honest Debate

Does anybody remember how to actually argue constructively with others anymore? Politics is a topic I openly and absolutely refuse to discuss with the common folk anymore (by folk I mean strangers I don’t know personally). Everywhere you look you see some ‘flame war’ fanned by shadowy, obscure individuals who “want to watch the world burn” or at least get something from the fires themselves. I’m going to try to address the glaring issue that plagues our global and national politics: the Logic Fallacy, the most prevalent, bi-partisan, multi-religious roadblock that insta-kills any and all constructive debates.

How do you fail Logic?

It’s quite simple, really (at least to me). There exists a handy list below that shows you kids what logic fallacies are and how to spot them like a tomato-stain on a pure white shirt. And here we go:

The Most Common

Typically (oh boy, you kids sure love this one) people resort to this first of fallacies when they are truly desperate and have absolutely no chance of defeating your argumentative points: the Ad Hominem or the Personal Attack. Instead of trying to argue with reason and accountability, you instead analyze your opponent’s character (personality, morality, persona) and use it to undermine said opponent’s credibility and/or arguments. Now now, kids, I know Adolf Hitler is a ‘really bad person’ but if you want to not sound like a 3-year old having a tantrum, your going to have to present facts about why burning Jews and the like isn’t worthwhilenot bad, worthwhile. See, when you point out what and enormous waste of resources it is to mass-murder people with no lawful cause (like they committed murder,  fraud, so on) with no evidence to back up this mass-murder along with no real reason other than ‘they are Jews’, Hitler looks like a jackass who woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Another one of my personal favoritesIrrelevant Appeals. I just love this one. Let’s tug on peoples heartstrings to get them to buy our bullshit. Oh, since Dr. P.J. Dickinshlong is a renowned authority on that thing, lets just take his word for it instead of actually seeing any evidence at all. WHAT? DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY? We have always done things a curtain way and cannot change that no matter if evidence suggests what we do is shit. These popular icons and people say that it’s this way and any evidence to the contrary is overridden by their fame. TAKE OUR SIDE ON THIS ARGUMENT, OR ELSE YOUR A RACIST, BIGOTED, XENOPHOBIC, [insert thing here]PHOBIC, DEVIL WORSHIPING, [insert buzzword here] PERSON WHO SHOULD BE KILLED IN SOME HORRIFIC FASHION FOR DARING TO CHALLENGE OUR FORCE. I think you get the picture on this one by now (hopefully): instead of arguing properly you appeal to some irrelevant-to-this-argument thing in hopes of undermining your opponent. Quite a sad, below-the-belt kind of move if you ask me.

“Truly sad” – Donald Trump at some point (take your pick)

Third favorite (*sarcasm*) is the lovely bird of a thing: the Red Herring or the Distraction Fallacy. This gets special treatment in my book, since it happens constantly in the media. So, you have a debate going, right. Arguments go back and forth, until suddenly your opponent mentions something completely of the reservation (off the current debate topic) and starts arguing about that. While that new argument may or may not be real (not a fallacy itself), you fuckers weren’t talking about that shit right now. Your opponent brings up the other thing to stop you from either countering their points or brining up new (and relevant) ones. A common distraction technique typically employed by those who want to push some kind of agenda (a massive fucking list of political bullshit, these things are for suckers). Shout out to all my Democrats out there for almost exclusively using this fabulous bird as of writing this post. Oh, hush now, the Republicans do it too, you just seem to have virtually no attention span for this sort of thing (in my experience). Republicans just tend to avoid talking about anything altogether (those in public office, anyway). I’ll go more into the not-so-fun political ‘Parties’ in the next section.

Next up, the ‘It’s only Natural’ (Naturalist) Fallacy and it’s cousin, the ‘Good Samaritan’ (Moralist) Fallacy. I think everyone has heard these and not realized it, or have and cringe every time they hear it. The ‘natural’ one tries to paint something that is found in nature as ‘okay’, even if evidence suggests that it isn’t. Just because the feeling of anger is common doesn’t make it ‘okay’. Anger can also be commonly associated with murder, rape, and other violent crimes. Those are not okay. Lashing out in anger is not okay. But, if you are angry at yourself about your behavior or are angry at the loss of a loved one, so long as you do not direct those emotions at others and use them to improve yourself, they can be productive and positive. Take it this way: if it is found in nature, it is NOT automatically good. Only if it leads to positive outcomes (if good shit happens) can it be considered good.

Moralist Fallacy time. Now, we have these things called ‘laws’. These laws are a list of verbs and associated adjectives that everyone is supposed to obey. Murder happens. WHAT? That against the rules! You can’t do that!!! Well, sorry sweetheart, not everybody follows the rules. Just how it is (if it wasn’t, crime wouldn’t happen). The fallacy comes in when you just ass-sume everyone masturbates to Uncle Sam and follow the law like a machine. We have evidence that crime happens, just ask the rape victims, the bodies with bullet holes and/or slit-throats, and the people who got conned out of their money. Everything isn’t sunshine and rainbows, kiddo, best get used to it.

I saved the best for last: the Straw Man. What you do is you take a argument, remove any and all context, and fabricate a new context around it. Then you simple refute this obviously-shitty ‘argument’ and appear to be Albert Einstein. It’s quite similar to stereotyping except with literally no evidence to back it up. The straw boy can be very hard to spot (especially nowadays, yikes). I suggest ‘fact-checking’ literally every argument anybody makes now.

Other Fails

There are plenty of other logic fallacies to see: the Equivocation, Arguing from Ignorance, False Flag, Slippery Slope; the list goes on. I’ve made some links in the ‘References’ section that you can peruse to educate yourself, if you wish. The rule is this: arguments must come with evidence (I was italicizing that for a reason) and must refute an opposing argument. The arguments must be directly related, and they must be based on logic, not emotions. Emotions are non-existent in a real debate; things are or they aren’t, simple. Attack the evidence itself, the argument itselfNOT your opponent. If your going to undercut anybody, undercut the sources of the evidence. That way you can get away with murder Scott-free. Genuine and intelligent debates are really, really, really hard.

To Argue a Point

To me, having a political discussion has become taboo. You cannot have a casual conversation about politics anymore. Not only has the debate become polarized to the point of becoming like two cults, but they also forgot how to have an honest debate (roll credits) about anything anymore. At the center of this shit-show: the Parties, and not the fun kind where you drink and get high at either.

Un-Fun Party

In one corner, you have the Republicans. Here’s their agenda:

  • Pro-Gun: Defend the 2nd Amendment at-all-costs
  • Pro-No-Abortion: Don’t let people abort mission (the unborn kid, fetus, cell mass, whatever the fuck y’all calling it nowadays) because “it’s against my Christian values!” *gag*
  • Anti-Not-Big-Pharma-Drugs: No weed, crack, heroin, etc. but Zoloft, Opioids, and other FDA approved shit is A-OK
  • Tiny Government: the ol’ Gov-T should barely exist and have virtually no oversight over anything but War
  • Big Corporate: Free markets, baby. Monopolize that shit!
  • Pro-Laws-Kind-Of: I AM THE LAW (sometimes, but I’ll break the law if it pays off clean).

(Notice I didn’t put Gay rights or any of that shit. News flash: neither party really gives a rat’s ass who or what you are so long as you vote their way. The other corner loves to pretend they care, but they don’t.) And in the other corner, we got the Democrats! Agenda coming atcha’:

  • Anti-Gun: Get rid of the 2nd Amendment at-all-costs
  • Pro-Abortion: “It’s my body! I have the right to choose!” *gag*
  • Pro-Drugs-But-No-The-Scary-Ones: Weed isn’t scary, but crack, heroin, etc. are (All the FDA drugs are still good in our book, by the way).
  • Big “Sugar Daddy” Government: I want Daddy to take care of meeeeeeee!
  • “Socialism” (It’s Communism, guys): We should all share everything around a fire (made of things we don’t like) and sing “koom-bi-ya!”
  • Pro-Law-But-Only-When-It-Works-In-Our-Favor: (Fucking mouthful, ain’t it?) Self-explanatory.

Well, fuck me life. Sounds like a lot of bullshit; a shit-show it truly is. With these two ass-hats running the show, no wonder politics has gone to hell. Here’s the deal: if you don’t prematurely take a side, you can actually think for yourself. I know many of you forgot how to think independently, but to break down the two:

  • The “issues” (agenda items above) are not the real issues. I talk about these agendas in a later post.
  • Both Parties (not sides) are now cults with no room for compromise or civil discussion

See, in order for a civilization to be functional, people must come to some kind of mutual agreement. These agreements require compromise, honest debate, and a respect for the agreements once they are decided. That is what laws are, and what the government was created to uphold. I would hope the vast majority of humanity can agree that having the world in complete and total anarchy is not the way to go (there’s this thing about these ‘anarchist’ types existing. Ironically they want rules. Anarchy means no rules (look it up). What the actual fuck).

Talking It Out

How do we get back to civil discourse? How can we get back to being able to talk about the real issues? Well, getting on the same page would be a start. Politics are so polarized that people wind up Arguing from Ignorance way too often. Education on the agenda B.S. and on human affairs would go a long way. Kindergarten thru 12th grade should be prep for the real world. Sadly, nobody needs Algebra in the real world, as useful as it is. Woodworking and painting class are irrelevant to living in modern society. Education on government, economics, philosophy, and history are far more important.  Teach government so students know how the system works. Teach economics so they know how to maintain their finances (and how to do fucking taxes. God, what a nightmare). Philosophy to show them ideals and how to form their own unique thoughts. History so they do not repeat the mistakes of the past. A collegiate setting will be where STEM and all that shite resides; if you’re going to college, you are a scholar. You’re probably more willing to perform meticulous science experiments and actually use calculus for something than the K-12 folks. When you’re going for a colegiate degree (a very fancy piece of paper) in Engineering, you should probably know what that is and how to practice it. Same goes for any other degree of any tier. The colleges themselves and the market will set the guidelines for that curriculum.

The other aspect would be learning how to debate properly and in a civil manner. Just follow these simple guidelines:

  • Emotions do not matterDo not use emotions as an excuse or basis for arguments. Period.
  • Respect your opponent. They are human, treat them so.
  • Allow your opponent to speak. Do not interrupt them, but do not let them speak forever.
  • Attack the argument, not the person. It doesn’t matter if your opponent is the Devil himself, look at the points he/she is making and counter them with your own.
  • Use evidence. Do not make arguments without backing them up with something. Be prepared to defend the evidence itself.
  • Call out logic fallacies. Do not let your opponent get away with using them. If needed, have a moderator, arbiter, referee, somebody neutral flag them down on behalf of both debaters.
  • Be prepared to disagree. Sometimes you and your opponent cannot agree on something. Try to compromise cooperatively, but you may always agree to disagree. You can work on these disagreements at a later date.

In a nutshell, don’t get triggered, forget about your feelings, and concentrate on the evidence and arguments presented.

Wind-down

And that’s all, folks! I’ll be doing a post regarding my stance on the ‘issues’ and the real issues in future. This took way too fucking long to write. I just hope to God there’s no horrible spelling or grammar errors; I pride myself on proper writing (Please point them out so I can cry about them). Feel free to comment on social media and whatnot about the contents of this post. If you ask me a question about this, it may take a sizable chunk of time for me to reply (this is a hobby of sorts for me). Just warning you about that ahead of time. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve haven’t played Xbox in a while; I should do that.

Until next time, fellow organic meat-bags!

References

 

What is this Blog?

Word to yo motha’: it’s about to get heavy. Just kidding, this place stands as a sort of ‘captain’s log’ of my thoughts on a variety of subjects. Personally, I’ve spend all of my conscious life in self-reflection and reflection on other’s lives. I decided to make things interesting and just put my two cents out there using a platform that makes it a breeze to pull off (since I don’t have to retype or repost anything; all the posts get auto-shared to all that wonderful social media). So, on to the ‘nity-grity’ details:

“Purpose, Mr. Anderson.”

Primarily, this site houses my thoughts in a digital form for the internet denizens to peruse. Expect big-words that make me sound more intelligent, MASSIVE EXAGERATION TO MAKE POINTS THAT TO ME SEEM OBVIOUS, and post that are debatable in a public forum. While I pray (lol) for constructive and worthwhile discussion, I seriously doubt that will be the case (most of the time, send thoughts and prayers, plz).

If you happen to gain some insight on something from my rants, good for you: you’re becoming an adult. If not, then I highly suggest looking up additional reading on the post’s topic(s) to better understand said topic(s) and the environment we live in. Advice is advice, an opinion, and can be taken or left alone….. or it can fan a massive, raging flame of hatred. Try not to do the latter. I know trying is hard, but even Jesus had to at some point.

These post can be considered insane, offensive, and even down-right scummy at times. I will admit that I am a terrible person up front; nobody is perfect after all. A post may just be an angry rant (or seem that way), I will try to mark each post as such so you can just ignore them. You should consider me to be the Devil himself: Lucifer, Satan, whatever. You’ll feel better about it, trust me. Again, constructive and civil discussion is not expected, but is very welcome.

To reach out to this fool of an author, I suggest you either use social media or just use the contact form (good ol’ Electronic Mail). Feel free to ‘shit-post’ to me; I’ll probably just delete the obvious trolling, but whatever: your call. I’d like to have an honest debate with you lot about anything; we shall see in due time. Anyway, I got to go calm myself down and not get too ‘gun-hoe’ about this whole thing (I do that because I’m weird).

Cheerio, scallywags!

Josh “Toad” Babin

p.s. If you’re wondering about the labels on all this (the site, posts, etc.) it may make more sense to you as time progresses: be patient.